Taking a Sip from the Goblet of Fire...

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A lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide. The pharmacist asked, “Why?” The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.” The pharmacist said ‘Lord have mercy! that’s against the law! Absolutely not!” The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”

9 months ago

asksarahjane:

ask-melody-ponds:

lovingmeisdifficultbutyoucantry:

fexual:

itstotallymegan:

nefariouslyme:

I don’t know why, but I feel the need to reblog this…

Oh look, the Doctor Who logo.

Such a pretty logo! I must reblog!

why am i doing this

I uh dont remember reblogging this?

Mr Smith, why are you saying that there is alien energy when… Why did I reblog this?

What is this? I don’t quite understand.

Who hasn’t watched a single episode of “The Glee Project”?

crissslytherincolfer:

lookatmarcus:

katie-cassidy:

lallyinthesky:

thatmakesyoumyequivalent:

insaneantics:

shhhhjustletithappen:

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These two are my kindred spirits. <3

chipsa-hoy:

laurenashly:

oheyimcam:

He is a boyfriend worth having.

oh my gosh….

Those type of guys are extinct in this world

hopefully.. one day i will find a guy who can respect me and love me like this.